-- pictures > hamster

preface
every other week or so, i'd get sent to the office for unfair reasons, even for things i didn't even do. -.- well then i'd walk home, and approximately 2 days from the incident, the write up sheet comes into the mail. now here's a few i've managed to lock away from my mom, but a few got through to her cause i either forgot or got too lazy to walk 10 yards to the mailbox, so yeah, this ain't all.

stolen slips
my stupid ass teacher, ms. kratochvil, from which wrote me up the most out of all the teachers in my 8th grade year, always kept a stack of write up slips on her desk. well with her stupidity and unknowningness of this going on, me and my friend managed to jack a few. first he'd go talk to her and make some stupid stuff up for distraction, and i'd stick these in my shirt and walk off smiling to my desk. toooooooo easy.

kha likes the cock
just a prank i did with one of the five sheets i stole.. kha is cool, but i really think ivan sucks cock.

christmas present
oh great its only a few days from christmas, and i get some candy canes so i start eating some in her class. i never heard anything to put my candy away, as it says so on the write up, and, i never threw candy, it was a fucking wrapper. give me justice, or give me ISS.

give me some head
this is the best one out of all the stunts i've done. months before this, the second day of school, i learned that she's deaf or something so my friends and i decided to play the penis game. it went loud....and somehow she doesn't know the word PENIS. after a few days, of researching, as in going up to her and asking a question then a random slang or curse after the sentence, i finally found out that "give me some head, ho" was not clear to her head. so yeah. i said it a many many times before some people in the halls told on me (yeah i said it in the halls too).

i love you
this wasn't so long ago.. anyways, whenever i saw her in the halls or something, i'd always tell her i loved her (who said anything about class reaction!?) and yeah..i said that to her. nothing much more to expand on this.

racist
self-explanatory, i admit, i slept around. but keep in mind i never said "racist" to her, it was jason xu that said it, but to her, we have similar voices. fucking idiot.

spank
jeff tang's a fag. how can he tell on me for this!

this is my unfair world of school. i'll eat their children, ALL OF THEM!!!